fuckyeahdementia:

They’re Made Out of Meat
And who wants to meet meat?

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I am not a geocentrist, nor am I in any way a proponent of geocentrism.
Ok this is a terrible story all around but you have to admit it’s kind of hilarious that in 2014 a public figure had to apologize for implying that the sun revolves around the earth. (via joshreads)

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wwiao:

why isnt this in textbooks

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joshreads:

In honor of my friend Kate’s smoking-quitting anniversary, I’m resharing this poster from the 32nd and Greenmount Rite Aid, which is clearly the worst anti-smoking ad of all time. LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN THIS COOL, MULTICULTURAL, CO-ED GROUP OF CHILDREN IS HAVING. THIS IS CLEARLY THE BEST DAY OF THEIR LIVES.

joshreads:

In honor of my friend Kate’s smoking-quitting anniversary, I’m resharing this poster from the 32nd and Greenmount Rite Aid, which is clearly the worst anti-smoking ad of all time. LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN THIS COOL, MULTICULTURAL, CO-ED GROUP OF CHILDREN IS HAVING. THIS IS CLEARLY THE BEST DAY OF THEIR LIVES.

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I love that I can type “holy flu” into Google and it knows I’m looking for “holy flurking schnit.”